Massive Cheese Heist Rocks Rat City: 'Grate' Escape Leaves Authorities Baffled

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In a daring nocturnal operation, an underground cheese syndicate has pulled off the largest dairy theft in rodent history...

Whisker Grooming Techniques: New Study Reveals Secret to Rodent Charisma

Scientists at Rat University have uncovered groundbreaking insights into whisker maintenance...

Sewer Surfing: The Latest Extreme Sport Taking the Underworld by Storm

Thrill-seeking rats are riding the urban rapids, turning wastewater into wave runners...

Rodent Real Estate Boom: Cozy Drainpipes Now Selling for Seven Figures

The housing market in desirable sewer neighborhoods has reached new heights...